Dapokes

Make me laugh and I'm yours.

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

(via benedictcumberbatchsass)

nerdyicecream:

YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!

*opens tumblr app on mobile*

(via pizza)

benfoldsone:

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

ITS A METAPHOR

(via benedictcumberbatchsass)

fahrlight:

liamdryden:

pleatedjeans:

via

WHAT

I just passed that shop today!

(via benedictcumberbatchsass)

me at school:

dont touch me i have more followers than you

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

(via batmanloving-dyke)

subsonictinman:

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

i tried too. i failed.

subsonictinman:

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

i tried too. i failed.

(Source: yourbloodinmine, via batmanloving-dyke)

(via pizza)

neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent

(via stumpalicious31)

benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

image

25

image

i can put 25 ponytails in my hair

(via benedictcumberbatchsass)

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

(via pizza)