Dapokes

Make me laugh and I'm yours.

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via vaginamite)

gingerhustler:

spurca:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME.

(Source: timidbabie, via 5istoomanychairs)

sidnugget:

I’m really happy with this person’s decisions

sidnugget:

I’m really happy with this person’s decisions

(Source: tibets, via tequilafemina)

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

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ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

(via drawsshits)

al-grave:

Too much aww for one couch.

al-grave:

Too much aww for one couch.

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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(Source: sheissegal, via 5istoomanychairs)

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute, via 5istoomanychairs)

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via vaginamite)

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

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rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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(Source: rowrz, via vaginamite)